| Saturday, December 01, 2001 |
2:22 AM | link
The stuff identity crises are made of: Geek ... rebel ... geek ... rebel ...
(thanks, Teri!)
| Thursday, November 29, 2001 |
10:32 PM | link
That Betty never did know a good thing when she had it.
10:26 PM | link
The trouble with those Moscow Nights is you always pay for them in the morning.
10:23 PM | link
$3000? Jeez, people, it's not like he left his drugs in the pockets!
| Tuesday, November 27, 2001 |
3:43 PM | link
 Yes dear, you look very, very bad-ass. Now finish your vegetables.
(thanks, Luna!)
3:38 PM | link
If we can't see the Virgin Mary, can we make lunch instead?
(thanks, Susan!)
3:33 PM | link
"It will be sent cleaner than Ebay standards and will NOT smell of smoke." Well, imagine our relief.
(thanks, Doug!)
3:31 PM | link
Mirror, mirror, on the wall, who's the cheesiest of them all?
(thanks, Mikede!)
3:29 PM | link
 The nursing staff often dressed the lobotomy patients in festive bandages to cheer them up.
(thanks, Ariana!)
3:22 PM | link
Stoners with digital cameras: never a good idea.
(thanks, John!)
3:17 PM | link
Nothing like a little irony to brighten the holidays!
1:09 AM | link
"This is a really fun game." At least, I think it is. I don't actually remember playing it.
12:57 AM | link
"Your perfume... it's so intoxicating..."
12:47 AM | link
"Sweetie, darling, play that Stairway to Heaven song for me, will you?"
12:39 AM | link
He can't do anything about your handicap, however.
| Monday, November 26, 2001 |
1:53 AM | link
 Each year, Melvin devised cleverer ways to hide his unsightly dandruff.
1:34 AM | link
"Stacey, it's Barbie and I'm a complete wreck! Ken left me for that- that tramp!"
1:25 AM | link
If you play the album backwards, will you crash?
1:23 AM | link
"Ha! And Dad said I wasn't old enough to grow a beard!"
1:18 AM | link
Don't you hate buying a new rug and taking it home only to realize it makes the rest of your furniture look all clean and safe?
1:11 AM | link
"I just don't understand it; every time I set my coffee cup down it bursts into flames and the handle falls off."
12:48 AM | link
 Why cats run around the house like crazy sometimes.
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