|Wednesday, August 24, 2005
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As Charlie Brown would say, "Good grief!"
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Narm! Narm! Tonight marked the end of HBO's hit series "Six Feet Under", and grieving fans everywhere were able to tear themselves away long enough to post a plethora of merchandise on eBay.
The goods include ads from subways and bus shelters, items from Claire's wardrobe and a stainless steel sink from the embalming room in the basement.
|Thursday, August 18, 2005
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I didn't think there was anything creepier than a hand-sculpted "preemie" doll. But clearly, I was wrong.
|Wednesday, August 17, 2005
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Dukes of Algebra: What was the coolest thing a Dukes of Hazzard fan could own in 1982? Was it the Colorforms? The AM radio? The General Lee go-kart?
The answer is, none of the above. Although the plastic guitar, needlepoint picture and fun tunnel play tent were strong contenders, the hands-down winner was clearly the Dukes of Hazzard pocket calculator.
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Nothing warms the heart like a touching depiction of a baby being mauled by puppies.
|Saturday, August 13, 2005
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"Mommy, I'm out of black crayons again!"
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Redneck Fashion Must-Haves: Hot off the runways of Hazzard County comes this dual-purpose belt buckle. It's a great way to meet thirsty ladies (and their jealous husbands!)
Bold fashion statements aren't just for beer drinkers; they're for wine snobs and NRA members, too.
Shooting and drinking aren't your thing? Show 'em just how sensitive you really are. Ooh baby, I love your way.
Vehicular enthusiasts can show their love for their rides by donning the biggest, baddest truck, train or, uh, chartered bus. However, if this van's a-rockin', maybe you need to lose weight.
A word of caution: If you're into 'dual drilling', you just might want to keep it to yourself.
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How to end the party quickly: Put on a different record.
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For He so loved the world that he gave his only begotten Son, that whosoever believeth in him should not perish, but have enough light for reading.
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Need a present for your favorite pack rat?
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"I think Iíll go out to the pond, catch a big ole bullfrog and make a change purse out of him."
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Billy couldn't understand why all the neighborhood kids ran away crying whenever he came near them.
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For the woman who thinks smell is overrated: "Perfume Vile Assortment".
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"Wonderful and lovely double elephant statue." Because a title like "two horny pachyderms bumping uglies" just didn't sound quite right.
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Rusty the squirrel would forever rue the day he found that acorn covered with superglue.
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Oh beautiful, for spacious skies,
for cuts along the grain,
for maple stained and coated with
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Ever wonder why Darth Vader always sounded so congested? Maybe he just had really bad allergies.
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Remodeling your bathroom? Give the room a touch of history or a space age feel with these fixtures.