ABOUT

We thought you'd never ask. Find out what this site is about, who's behind it, and who's talking about it.

Hey, guess what! One of us wrote a book! It has all the sass of WWBT and you'll probably learn something too.

CONTRIBUTE

We love hearing about weird eBay auctions, so if you find any please tell us! Closed auctions are fine, and so are items from other auction websites.

We accept lots of different things, but please don't submit:
- anything with the words "fart" or "gag" in the title
- kangaroo scrotum purses
- joke auctions that have already been listed many times (mystery auctions, ad space on body parts, 'haunted' items, Virgin Mary or Jesus images on food/rocks/etc.)

Also, please don't send attachments or HTML, just URLs of funny eBay auctions, and tell us why you think the items are worthy.

So. Found an amusing, unusual or downright bizarre eBay auction? Send it in!

10:59 AM | link

Look out, John Deere: Riding Lawn Mower Built To Order.

(thanks, Julia!)

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Dept. of Slogans that Never Really Caught On: "It smells, it's dirty, and it can all be YOURS!!"

(thanks, Jennifer!)

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"Classy enough to carry with your evening dress". Because nothing says "class" like sucking on a sport top bottle at the opera.

(thanks, Gweech!)

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"For sale because the kids are scared by it."

(thanks, John!)

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Comes with a free clothespin for your nose.

(thanks, Ben!)

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Some artists paint portraits. Some take nature photographs. And then there are those who build huge metal vaginas.

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Nothing lights up a darkened room quite like the satanic orange glow emanating from a sleepy infant's mouth.

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"C'mon, kid! I dare you to open the drawer."

ARCHIVES

Most auctions are removed by the auction sites after 90 days so to avoid dead links, we archive only a few months at a time.