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We love hearing about weird eBay auctions, so if you find any please tell us! Closed auctions are fine, and so are items from other auction websites.

We accept lots of different things, but please don't submit:
- anything with the words "fart" or "gag" in the title
- kangaroo scrotum purses
- joke auctions that have already been listed many times (ad space on body parts, 'haunted' dolls, clothes and paintings, Virgin Mary images on food, etc.)

Also, please don't send attachments or HTML, just URLs of funny eBay auctions, and tell us why you think the items are worthy.

So. Found an amusing, unusual or downright bizarre auction on eBay? Send it in!

Thanks!


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Friday, December 03, 2004

3:50 PM | link
I don't know what those elves put in that eggnog but I am never going to another company party at the toy workshop again!




Thursday, December 02, 2004

7:04 PM | link
Hoping to infiltrate the Hershey factory, the evil robot donned a clever disguise.

(thanks, Jeff!)


6:40 PM | link
Finally, a truck no self-respecting thief would steal.

(thanks, Megan!)

6:31 PM | link
Other kids made paper airplanes. But Timmy wasn't like the other kids.

(thanks, David!)

6:20 PM | link
S'mores Nativity Set: Baby Jesus comes nestled on a bed of flammable material in case he isn't soft and molten enough for you.

(thanks, Ellen!)


5:30 PM | link
Years of eating nothing but high-carb honey had taken their toll, and Winnie the Pooh knew it. So he went on the Atkins Diet.

(thanks, Joanne!)

5:13 PM | link
Martha Stewart unveiled her new bathroom line for Kmart this week...

5:11 PM | link
Who says Harley riders aren't fashionable?

2:56 PM | link
Gentlemen, start your lawyers.

(thanks, Jet!)

Tuesday, November 30, 2004

1:59 PM | link
"Each one is handmade, crocheted by me, and unique. Like snowflakes. But better, and more vagina-ey."

1:13 PM | link
The label says it's "practical footwear." Because obviously, high heels would be impractical.

1:00 PM | link
When you get home from your walk, you can make your gerbil a tiny little peanut butter and banana sandwich!

(thanks, Ron!)

11:59 AM | link
Wind a few strings of lights around it, hot glue a couple ornaments and you'll have yourself one very mod, space age Christmas tree.

11:17 AM | link
That's one way to discourage unwanted callers.

Sunday, November 28, 2004

10:23 PM | link
Lucky for young Johnny, Farmer Brown was standing by with an ice pack to soothe his tender, bruised buttocks.


10:14 PM | link
Crossdressing tip of the day: long skirts are your friend!

(thanks, Marie!)

10:11 PM | link
If Jesus can't save your soul, he can at least save your spare change.

10:08 PM | link
"Outhouse" and "gorgeous": two words you rarely see in the same sentence.

8:20 PM | link
As an experienced eBay seller, I believe that in order to make the sale you really need to include seizure-inducing graphics and music that conveys the full horror of the product you're selling.

Another waste of perfectly good brain cells from Drue and Shauna.
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