6:34 PM | link
Doctors hoped that cutting off the top of little Jeremy's head would reduce the swelling.

5:59 PM | link
I sure hope Santa doesn't goof and show up with a couple of extra legs by mistake!

(thanks, Toni!)

5:50 PM | link
"Women's V-Neck Skinny Tee." No kidding.

(thanks, David!)

5:40 PM | link
"My life features divorce, abusive parents, teen homelessness, drugs, police, jail, robbery, fights, self-education, gangs, hunger, alcohol, priests, violence, hospitals, and sex." Screw the poems, you should be writing soap opera scripts.

(thanks, girlmecha!)

5:29 PM | link
This lovely handbag has room for all your essentials: wallet, cell phone, even a severed head.

(thanks, Marcy!)

5:28 PM | link
What every good little Trekkie hopes to find under their Christmas tree.

(thanks, Ellen!)

5:27 PM | link
Alessandro wanted more than just a car... he wanted a vehicle that made a bold statement about his masculinity.

(thanks, Jonee!)

5:24 PM | link
I bet it looks even classier with water gushing out the top.

(thanks, Jenny!)

5:14 PM | link
He was called the "man of a thousand faces", but he never fooled his enemies; was it because he always wore the same shirt?

(thanks, aifacat!)

5:08 PM | link
The Johnsons couldn't understand why all the animals disappeared from their nativity scene - until they went next door to the Crowleys and discovered their holiday decoration.

(thanks, Allen!)

4:59 PM | link
Lisa had a lot of fun writing her first instructional manual. Unfortunately, her boss (the director of Technical Documentation at Microsoft) wouldn't let her employ the same tactics in her job.

(thanks, Todd!)

11:45 AM | link
Who says big companies don't care about their employees?

(thanks, Jet!)

9:51 PM | link
New papal decrees were handed down from the Vatican today, including the controversial mandate that communion wafers be replaced with Kraft singles.

7:27 PM | link
And to think most companies frown on stealing office supplies.

(thanks, Joseph!)

7:22 PM | link
Ah, eBay: opening up entirely new channels for taking advantage of stupid people.

(thanks GrowGraphics, Jeff & Barbara!)

7:18 PM | link
"Painting of Sammy Sosa." And two other guys who wandered in front of my canvas while I was painting.

(Is it just me, or does Mark McGuire's left arm look grotesquely huge? What's that bat made of, lead?)

(thanks, David!)

7:13 PM | link
What happens when you pull the pin? Yarn goes flying everywhere?

(thanks, Sue!)

7:10 PM | link
Two years in Arkansas can lead a man to do some mighty strange things.

(thanks, Brooke!)