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We accept lots of different things, but please don't submit:
- anything with the words "fart" or "gag" in the title
- kangaroo scrotum purses
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Sunday, December 12, 2004

11:08 PM | link
I think teacher put something funny in the cookies she gave us for snacktime today...

10:36 PM | link
We don't know much about art, but anything that's "garnished with flecks of meat" is good in our book.

(thanks, Stephen!)

10:27 PM | link
What the seller neglected to mention is the fat wad of cash and 12" zucchini he wore with the shirt.

(thanks, Pete!)

10:23 PM | link
Could be cheaper than braces (and easier to install!)

(thanks, Virginia!)

10:22 PM | link
Need a present for the child who has everything?

(thanks, Graeme!)

10:16 PM | link
In case you don't want to wait around long enough to grow your own...

(thanks, Jenn!)

9:29 PM | link
Look, honey! Santa Claus brought you a kittycat, just like you asked for!

What's that? You say you asked for a cat mommy?

(thanks, Matt!)

9:27 PM | link
"A great item for someone who has everything." Especially if they have a one-legged giraffe.

(thanks, Marlene!)

9:26 PM | link
Gives a whole new meaning to the term "blockhead".

(thanks, Mike!)

9:25 PM | link
"Anything's possible, if you just believe." For instance, I truly believe that somebody is going to fork over a wad of cash to watch me shave my head.

(thanks, Randal!)

9:13 PM | link
That's it, young man! You're getting a timeout - maybe a few hours inside "The Machine" will make you think twice about throwing another temper tantrum!

(thanks, Todd!)

9:12 PM | link
Finally: clothing that detracts from the most hideous of facial deformities.

(thanks, Gail!)

9:10 PM | link
Aww, and here we thought he was going to lop off his fingers and stick them in a box.

(thanks, ky!)

9:07 PM | link
See my other auctions for a slide rule that measures the quality of paté.

(thanks, Itchy Squirrel!)

8:48 PM | link
Kinda makes you wonder how he got married in the first place.

(thanks, Custom!)

8:43 PM | link
Soon afterwards, Lizzie Borden's father stopped asking his daughter to go outside and chop firewood.

8:30 PM | link
When you care enough to send the very worst: If a sweet, sentimental card just won't do, why not send greetings from a washed-up comedienne or the crew of the Enterprise?

8:13 PM | link
For those who like their art gritty and industrial.

Another waste of perfectly good brain cells from Drue and Shauna.
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