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We love hearing about weird eBay auctions, so if you find any please tell us! Closed auctions are fine, and so are items from other auction websites.

We accept lots of different things, but please don't submit:
- anything with the words "fart" or "gag" in the title
- kangaroo scrotum purses
- joke auctions that have already been listed many times (ad space on body parts, 'haunted' dolls, clothes and paintings, Virgin Mary images on food, etc.)

Also, please don't send attachments or HTML, just URLs of funny eBay auctions, and tell us why you think the items are worthy.

So. Found an amusing, unusual or downright bizarre auction on eBay? Send it in!

Thanks!


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Sunday, December 12, 2004

11:08 PM | link
I think teacher put something funny in the cookies she gave us for snacktime today...


10:36 PM | link
We don't know much about art, but anything that's "garnished with flecks of meat" is good in our book.

(thanks, Stephen!)

10:27 PM | link
What the seller neglected to mention is the fat wad of cash and 12" zucchini he wore with the shirt.

(thanks, Pete!)

10:23 PM | link
Could be cheaper than braces (and easier to install!)

(thanks, Virginia!)

10:22 PM | link
Need a present for the child who has everything?

(thanks, Graeme!)

10:16 PM | link
In case you don't want to wait around long enough to grow your own...

(thanks, Jenn!)

9:29 PM | link
Look, honey! Santa Claus brought you a kittycat, just like you asked for!

What's that? You say you asked for a cat mommy?

(thanks, Matt!)





9:27 PM | link
"A great item for someone who has everything." Especially if they have a one-legged giraffe.

(thanks, Marlene!)

9:26 PM | link
Gives a whole new meaning to the term "blockhead".

(thanks, Mike!)

9:25 PM | link
"Anything's possible, if you just believe." For instance, I truly believe that somebody is going to fork over a wad of cash to watch me shave my head.

(thanks, Randal!)

9:13 PM | link
That's it, young man! You're getting a timeout - maybe a few hours inside "The Machine" will make you think twice about throwing another temper tantrum!

(thanks, Todd!)






9:12 PM | link
Finally: clothing that detracts from the most hideous of facial deformities.

(thanks, Gail!)

9:10 PM | link
Aww, and here we thought he was going to lop off his fingers and stick them in a box.

(thanks, ky!)

9:07 PM | link
See my other auctions for a slide rule that measures the quality of paté.

(thanks, Itchy Squirrel!)

8:48 PM | link
Kinda makes you wonder how he got married in the first place.

(thanks, Custom!)

8:43 PM | link
Soon afterwards, Lizzie Borden's father stopped asking his daughter to go outside and chop firewood.


8:30 PM | link
When you care enough to send the very worst: If a sweet, sentimental card just won't do, why not send greetings from a washed-up comedienne or the crew of the Enterprise?

8:13 PM | link
For those who like their art gritty and industrial.

Another waste of perfectly good brain cells from Drue and Shauna.
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