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We love hearing about weird eBay auctions, so if you find any please tell us! Closed auctions are fine, and so are items from other auction websites.

We accept lots of different things, but please don't submit:
- anything with the words "fart" or "gag" in the title
- kangaroo scrotum purses
- joke auctions that have already been listed many times (ad space on body parts, 'haunted' dolls, clothes and paintings, Virgin Mary images on food, etc.)

Also, please don't send attachments or HTML, just URLs of funny eBay auctions, and tell us why you think the items are worthy.

So. Found an amusing, unusual or downright bizarre auction on eBay? Send it in!

Thanks!


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Saturday, January 15, 2005

1:28 PM | link
Jim had a swell time with the nice fellows he met on the beach that afternoon. They were all so friendly and welcoming, even though they stared at his tan lines an awful lot.


1:26 PM | link
Why bother with The Sims or Grand Theft Auto when you can play "Crystal Pepsi: The Game"?

(thanks, Aaron!)

1:19 PM | link
New device lets slaughterhouse employees sneak booze into the workplace.

(thanks, Stephen!)

1:10 PM | link
Clever sales ploy or country song in the making?

(thanks, Fred!)

1:01 PM | link
"The perfect Valentine's Day present." Sure, so long as you don't mind if your girlfriend never leaves the house again.

(thanks, Allen!)

12:42 PM | link
When vegetarians have nightmares...


12:40 PM | link
Who says crime doesn't pay?

(thanks, Jeff & Barbara!)

12:35 PM | link
Great for chatting with your friends at sci-fi conventions, in large shopping malls, or any place where you have no fear of looking like a big dork.

(thanks, Crystal!)

12:32 PM | link
"All the fun of alimony, without the hassles of divorce!"

(thanks, Scott!)

12:31 PM | link
For wannabe designers everywhere: a fake Pantone book.

(thanks, Shelah!)

12:27 PM | link
Pull trigger. Rinse. Repeat. Ah, the good old days, when lucky little boys and girls could wash their hair using this gun-shaped shampoo dispenser.

Thursday, January 13, 2005

2:29 PM | link
Kids today are so spoiled: Back in my day, we were grateful for even the simplest little birthday party our parents could afford.

Sunday, January 09, 2005

12:42 PM | link
"Express your regard for your chain-smoking mother-in-law with this tasteful (?), unusual find!"

(thanks, Heather & Andrew!)


12:35 PM | link
Oregon house for sale - comes with bonus drunken old man in hot tub.

(thanks, butterphlyz!)

12:24 PM | link
For sale: assorted racks.

(thanks, Stephen!)

11:58 AM | link
Snow job: While some parts of the world are blanketed with snow every year, others find it a rare treat - and a potentially lucrative eBay sale. Snowballs are flying in from Texas to the U.K., even Hell (which, after years of threats, appears to have finally frozen over). Some have made long journeys, others were scooped up in the backyard.

What does one do with all that snow? One seller suggests hitting your boss, while another takes a more philosophical approach.

(thanks Steve, Jeff & Barbara!)

11:32 AM | link
Once Suzanne started crocheting, she couldn't stop. Soon, everything in her house was covered in yarn, from the blender to the air fresheners, doorknobs and toilet paper. Even her umbrella and iPod weren't safe.

She kept going until she'd covered everything in the house (and I do mean everything). "Whatever shall I do now?" she cried... and then she noticed her husband's empty beer cans.


11:24 AM | link
"Erotic grim reaper statue" - because chicks dig a guy with a big scythe.

(thanks, Katrina!)

11:12 AM | link
If cats were superheroes, what sort of special powers would they have? Laser vision to open cans of wet food? The ability to trap criminals inside gigantic, extra-sticky hairballs? Razor-sharp claws to destroy crimes of art?

(thanks, Heather & Andrew!)

11:10 AM | link
Never gone through a bad breakup of your own? Here's your chance to wallow in someone else's misery.

(thanks, Royce!)

Another waste of perfectly good brain cells from Drue and Shauna.
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