8:50 PM | link Bambi's search for his other relatives was destined to end in heartbreak.
8:43 PM | link You know what they say: the higher the hair, the closer to god.
(thanks, Razen!)
8:42 PM | link You're right -- this is "just so pecious."
(thanks, Jim!)
8:39 PM | link Dept. of Regrettable Toys: Exhibit A.
(thanks, Adam!)
8:36 PM | link It's always time for tacky.
8:20 PM | link Kinda makes you wish they'd stick to making license plates, doesn't it?
(thanks, editrix!)
8:17 PM | link We just love all those quaint customs they have in other countries!
(thanks, Shannon!)
8:07 PM | link Nothing like starting your day off with a piping hot cup of irony.
8:01 PM | link Whoops, looks like somebody forgot to shred something...
(thanks, Don & Matthew!)
7:58 PM | link "These would make excellent Valentine gifts for someone you don't like."
(thanks, Sherry!)
7:56 PM | link Someday, when your daughter learns to read, you're going to have a lot of explaining to do.
(thanks, Shane!)
7:54 PM | link Sheila couldn't wait to park her new vehicle next to the neighbor's brand new SUV.
(thanks, Mike!)
7:43 PM | link Now just smile and walk slowly towards the safe in back of the ranger station, and don't try anything funny or I'll pump you full of lead, got it?
(thanks, Jennifer!)
7:31 PM | link But I only touch it for the articles!
(thanks, Benjamin!)
7:29 PM | link Better hope Tom's lawyers don't read this site.
(thanks, Ellen!)
7:25 PM | link Great if you enjoy living in the past.
(thanks, Guy!)
7:21 PM | link Old man Witherspoon was delighted when he looked out the window and saw just how well his child trap was working.
(thanks, Timothy & Joe!)
7:08 PM | link ...with liberty and fried peanut butter and banana sandwiches for all.
7:01 PM | link "Whistle While You Work"? Just what sort of work are we talking about here?
6:59 PM | link "I'm a professional taxidermist and artist that gets bored easily. This is what happens when I spend too much time in my basement shop during the winter."
(thanks, David!)
6:29 PM | link Almost as good as a George W. Bush souvenir shot glass.
6:28 PM | link Maybe you could stick a Chia head on top of it.
8:06 PM | link And this is listed under Wedding Apparel? Damn, we want to see what the bride wore.
7:53 PM | link How come we get stuck with a bunch of birds and flowers and pieces of fruit, while other countries have cool stamps?
7:17 PM | link If those places were truly the scariest on earth, then the winner's going to have a hefty dry-cleaning bill on their hands.
1:11 PM | link Nobody really liked Dorothy's cooking, but they always came to her dinner parties to marvel at her table decorations.
12:33 PM | link See my other auctions for the homemade antidote.
12:26 PM | link Star Trek often has a peculiar, lingering effect on fans.
12:22 PM | link Caution! Staring into this light can adversely affect the user's spelling and judgement.
(thanks, John!)
12:15 PM | link Resistance is futile. Prepare to be mocked and beaten up by the other kids in the cafeteria.
(thanks, Kevin!)
12:10 PM | link Helen was horrified to see what the groomers had done to her poor Fifi.
(thanks, Sue!)
12:01 PM | link Well, maybe if you didn't let your dog play with the dress it wouldn't need so much spot cleaning.
(thanks, Rachel!)
11:57 AM | link Unexpected budget cuts will put James Bond behind the wheel of a more modest spy car in his next movie.
(thanks, Michael!)
11:53 AM | link "This whimsical mix of folk art charm and macabre undead spookiness will add a touch of... well, we're unsure of what kind of touch it'll add to your home."
(thanks, D-o-R!)
11:40 AM | link Freddy was an excellent butler; he was intelligent, discreet, well-mannered, impeccably groomed, and he only asked for a few days off each year to travel upstream and spawn.
(thanks, Liz!)
1:17 PM | link Nothing livens up one's home like fine art on the walls.
12:55 PM | link Amazing certainly is the right word to describe this.
12:49 PM | link Coming next: the do-it-yourself laser eye surgery kit!
12:33 PM | link Trekkies + crafts = danger.
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