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We love hearing about weird eBay auctions, so if you find any please tell us! Closed auctions are fine, and so are items from other auction websites.

We accept lots of different things, but please don't submit:
- anything with the words "fart" or "gag" in the title
- kangaroo scrotum purses
- joke auctions that have already been listed many times (ad space on body parts, 'haunted' dolls, clothes and paintings, Virgin Mary images on food, etc.)

Also, please don't send attachments or HTML, just URLs of funny eBay auctions, and tell us why you think the items are worthy.

So. Found an amusing, unusual or downright bizarre auction on eBay? Send it in!

Thanks!


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Friday, January 18, 2002

8:50 PM | link
Bambi's search for his other relatives was destined to end in heartbreak.


8:43 PM | link
You know what they say: the higher the hair, the closer to god.

(thanks, Razen!)

8:42 PM | link
You're right -- this is "just so pecious."

(thanks, Jim!)

8:39 PM | link
Dept. of Regrettable Toys: Exhibit A.

(thanks, Adam!)

8:36 PM | link
It's always time for tacky.


8:20 PM | link
Kinda makes you wish they'd stick to making license plates, doesn't it?

(thanks, editrix!)

8:17 PM | link
We just love all those quaint customs they have in other countries!

(thanks, Shannon!)

8:07 PM | link
Nothing like starting your day off with a piping hot cup of irony.


8:01 PM | link
Whoops, looks like somebody forgot to shred something...

(thanks, Don & Matthew!)

7:58 PM | link
"These would make excellent Valentine gifts for someone you don't like."

(thanks, Sherry!)

7:56 PM | link
Someday, when your daughter learns to read, you're going to have a lot of explaining to do.

(thanks, Shane!)

7:54 PM | link
Sheila couldn't wait to park her new vehicle next to the neighbor's brand new SUV.

(thanks, Mike!)

7:43 PM | link
Now just smile and walk slowly towards the safe in back of the ranger station, and don't try anything funny or I'll pump you full of lead, got it?

(thanks, Jennifer!)


7:31 PM | link
But I only touch it for the articles!

(thanks, Benjamin!)

7:29 PM | link
Better hope Tom's lawyers don't read this site.

(thanks, Ellen!)

7:25 PM | link
Great if you enjoy living in the past.

(thanks, Guy!)

7:21 PM | link
Old man Witherspoon was delighted when he looked out the window and saw just how well his child trap was working.

(thanks, Timothy & Joe!)


7:08 PM | link
...with liberty and fried peanut butter and banana sandwiches for all.

7:01 PM | link
"Whistle While You Work"? Just what sort of work are we talking about here?

6:59 PM | link
"I'm a professional taxidermist and artist that gets bored easily. This is what happens when I spend too much time in my basement shop during the winter."

(thanks, David!)


6:29 PM | link
Almost as good as a George W. Bush souvenir shot glass.

6:28 PM | link
Maybe you could stick a Chia head on top of it.

Monday, January 14, 2002

8:06 PM | link
And this is listed under Wedding Apparel? Damn, we want to see what the bride wore.

7:53 PM | link
How come we get stuck with a bunch of birds and flowers and pieces of fruit, while other countries have cool stamps?

7:17 PM | link
If those places were truly the scariest on earth, then the winner's going to have a hefty dry-cleaning bill on their hands.

1:11 PM | link
Nobody really liked Dorothy's cooking, but they always came to her dinner parties to marvel at her table decorations.


12:33 PM | link
See my other auctions for the homemade antidote.

12:26 PM | link
Star Trek often has a peculiar, lingering effect on fans.

12:22 PM | link
Caution! Staring into this light can adversely affect the user's spelling and judgement.

(thanks, John!)

12:15 PM | link
Resistance is futile. Prepare to be mocked and beaten up by the other kids in the cafeteria.

(thanks, Kevin!)

12:10 PM | link
Helen was horrified to see what the groomers had done to her poor Fifi.

(thanks, Sue!)


12:01 PM | link
Well, maybe if you didn't let your dog play with the dress it wouldn't need so much spot cleaning.

(thanks, Rachel!)

11:57 AM | link
Unexpected budget cuts will put James Bond behind the wheel of a more modest spy car in his next movie.

(thanks, Michael!)

11:53 AM | link
"This whimsical mix of folk art charm and macabre undead spookiness will add a touch of... well, we're unsure of what kind of touch it'll add to your home."

(thanks, D-o-R!)

11:40 AM | link
Freddy was an excellent butler; he was intelligent, discreet, well-mannered, impeccably groomed, and he only asked for a few days off each year to travel upstream and spawn.

(thanks, Liz!)


Sunday, January 13, 2002

1:17 PM | link
Nothing livens up one's home like fine art on the walls.

12:55 PM | link
Amazing certainly is the right word to describe this.

12:49 PM | link
Coming next: the do-it-yourself laser eye surgery kit!

12:33 PM | link
Trekkies + crafts = danger.

Another waste of perfectly good brain cells from Drue and Shauna.
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